USA on the brink of war, Nokia Lumia destroyed!

Hey ya all!

Just like every time Nokia's rise to glory has failed brutally. Even monkeys couldn't take any longer than a few days. Now we can perfectly understand why Samsung has created its XCover series - it can withstand even the challenges created by the existence of the Dudesons. After the 3310 Nokia has always had the tendency to brake down and disappoint its customers, now even monkeys. Here's some proof people:

And then to another rather serious topic currently taking place in the lovely, sunny and peaceful part of the world, The Middle East:

Remember the time when the United Nations was created as a result to prevent wars from happening? Then there was this UN Security Council that ironically today involves all military superpowers as permanent members. Funny right? No. See right now it seems that they are unable to make any kind of decision because it's always either Russia or China who is whining about how their precious trade (weapons, tanks, artilley, bullets...) could suffer from strict actions against countries such as Syria...
    It's a shame that the news have to report such events as UN investigators getting fired upon by snipers and they can't do shit! That's because someone might actually get hurt. (By this we mean people such as the snipers or other evil creatures) In fact, we have a very good idea that might even work. Let's send Greenpeace environmental activist to Syrian capitol rooftops to hang white sheets and bring world peace in an instance. The sheets could say something like this: ''Peace, love and grass!'' If you know what I mean ;)
    But you know what? On Thursday the 29th of August we'll probably see real action instead of meaningless words...Shit happens! Over and out...

Salute...again!

Yep, here we are again and we haven't even started yet. That makes YOU people lucky. Very lucky.
      You know, we've got some pretty awesome news from a remote location called Finland! The one and only. The one that everybody used to love, Nokia is gonna rise again! Before they used to have a motto that went somewhat like this: Nokia, connecting problems! Now they are about to launch a new motto that might look like this: Nokia, connecting apes! It's true, monkeys have officially fallen in love with Nokia's newest flagship the Lumia. Because apparently they have a zoo in Finland where these lovely creatures use Nokia mobile phones to order pizza instead of those filthy animal foods they get. You know it's kind of like school food in USA. Nobody wants US school food, not even monkeys.

Here's your proof. You know if nobody dares to answer when they call, the phone gets eaten.

Salute!

You know we're actually kind of wondering on what the hell we're doing here right now. After all, blogging is for girls...what? No seriously, if you haven't noticed the world seems to be running on some kind of idiot fuel. Ever wondered what in the name of god is happening on this small planet dominated by some ''hairy'' and ''superior'' creature. We are here to unravel some rather interesting topics from up and around. We (unfortunately) don't have the license to kill but certainly possess the sword of the word. Scared already? You should be.
     Just to be clear, this isn't some emo depressingly suicidal punkass black magic page of self-pity morons. Religion and politics cause thousands if not millions of deaths every year but what we do is strictly business. Well, maybe it's more about the matter of laughing at everyday subjects relating to some crazy or even stupid events caused by guess who? ... Human. Ok maybe a dog every now and then but mostly this is non science-fiction. See reality is stranger than fiction.